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A fictional farewell from one of horror's most unforgettable voices.
Dear Horror Fans,
Well...
This is awkward.
I've spent most of my career frightening people, confusing people, entertaining people, and occasionally making people wonder exactly what sort of person would willingly wear that much makeup.
But I must admit, I never expected to be writing to you from the other side.
Then again, considering my career, perhaps I should have seen it coming.
After all, I spent years playing mad scientists, villains, monsters, eccentric gentlemen, suspicious butlers, demonic figures and, of course, a certain clown who gave an entire generation a rather unhealthy suspicion of storm drains.
So I suppose the afterlife was always going to be an interesting career move.
