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#19 Buy Something You Absolutely Do Not Need
Every horror fan eventually reaches this stage.
You see a horror poster.
You don't need it.
You see a VHS tape.
You don't even own a VCR.
You buy it.
You see a creepy handmade monster sculpture.
You have no idea where you're going to put it.
You buy it.
You find an indie horror comic.
You already have 600 unread comics.
You buy it.
Congratulations.
You have contributed to the economy.
Your bank account is now terrified.

