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The Annual, I'll Just Watch One, Lie
October also brings one of horror's most dangerous traditions:
"I'll just watch one."
You know how this works.
You put on one horror movie.
Then another.
Then you discover a movie you haven't seen in years.
Then you start watching interviews with the director.
Then you're looking up behind-the-scenes trivia.
Then you're watching a 47-minute video essay about a character who appears for approximately six minutes.
Suddenly it's 3:18 in the morning.
You're sitting in complete darkness.
Your television is displaying the words:
ARE YOU STILL WATCHING?
And you're forced to admit that Netflix has become concerned about your welfare.
This is fine.
October understands.



