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The Annual Halloween Decoration Escalation
Then there are the decorations.
It starts innocently enough.
One pumpkin.
Maybe a little skeleton.
Perhaps a spiderweb.
Then somebody says:
"We could put something in the window."
Famous last words.
Before you know it, the front yard contains enough skeletons to qualify as an archaeological dig.
There are ghosts hanging from trees.
A cemetery has appeared where the flower garden used to be.
Something with glowing red eyes is staring at the neighbors.
And you're standing on a ladder at 11:47 PM wondering how your life reached this point.
The answer is October.
October made you do it.
