A Public Service Announcement for Horror Fans
As a public service, we would like to remind everyone of the following important October rules:
Rule #1: You may watch horror whenever you want.
Rule #2: You are legally required to consume at least an unreasonable amount of Halloween candy.
Rule #3: If you hear something in the basement, don't investigate it.
Rule #4: If your friend says, "We should split up," you are no longer friends.
Rule #5: If an abandoned building has a sign saying "KEEP OUT," believe the sign.
Rule #6: If someone hands you an ancient book bound in human skin, maybe don't read it.
Rule #7: If you find a mysterious VHS tape labeled simply "DO NOT WATCH," congratulations. You have discovered the plot.
Rule #8: If something starts whispering your name from inside the walls, moving is perfectly acceptable.
Rule #9: There is no such thing as too much Halloween.
Rule #10: Most importantly, have fun.
