Before He Was Superman, Henry Cavill Was in Hellraiser: Hellworld - Imagine the Alternate Universe

Imagine the Alternate Universe

Let's have some fun with this.

Imagine an alternate universe where Hellraiser: Hellworld becomes an enormous hit.

Henry Cavill becomes famous for playing Mike.

Instead of Superman, Hollywood offers him increasingly elaborate horror roles.

Eventually he's starring in:

Hellraiser: Hellworld 2

Then:

Hellraiser: Hellworld 3D

Then:

Henry Cavill's Hellworld: The Mike Chronicles

By 2013, Warner Bros. announces:

"We're rebooting Hellraiser with Henry Cavill as Pinhead."

And the internet completely loses its mind.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the multiverse, Henry Cavill is walking around in leather with nails hammered into his head while somebody asks:

"Why didn't they just use the original Pinhead?"

Honestly?

I'd watch it.