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#13 Flashlights Have a Lifespan of Approximately Seven Seconds
This is a special subsection of horror physics.
Flashlights in horror movies don't run on batteries.
They run on dramatic timing.
They work perfectly until the monster appears.
Then:
Flicker.
Flicker.
Dead.
Congratulations.
You are now exploring a haunted hospital in complete darkness.