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#8 Nobody Believes the Person Who Saw the Monster
“I saw something.”
“What did it look like?”
“It was huge. It had claws. It chased me through the woods.”
“Are you sure?”
No.
They're lying.
They fabricated the entire experience because they desperately wanted everyone to laugh at them.
Obviously.
This is one of horror's greatest traditions: ignoring the person who is absolutely correct until approximately 73 percent of the cast has been murdered.
