Welcome to our website. By using this site, you agree to the following Terms of Use, which were written with very little sleep and far too much caffeine.
If you disagree with these terms, please leave dramatically while muttering “this place is cursed.”
1. Use the Website Like a Decent Human Being
You agree not to:
- Hack the site
- Spam the site
- Summon demons through the comment section
- Upload viruses, malware, or unsolicited Elvira opinions
- Start arguments about which horror movie remake is “better than the original”
We reserve the right to ban anyone acting like the final boss of the internet.
2. Content Disclaimer
The content on this site is meant for entertainment, laughs, and horror obsession purposes only.
We are not responsible for:
- Nightmares
- Sudden fears of basements
- The urge to buy 47 horror movies at 2 AM
- Any emotional damage caused by low-budget CGI monsters
3. User Comments
If you leave comments:
- Don’t be creepy
- Don’t threaten people
- Don’t post spoilers without warning unless you enjoy chaos
- Don’t type entire essays in ALL CAPS like a possessed raccoon
We reserve the right to remove comments that are hateful, illegal, or just painfully unfunny.
4. Copyright Stuff
All original content on this site is licenced under the CC BY-SA 4.0 unless otherwise stated.
You are free to:
Share — copy and redistribute the material in any medium or format for any purpose, even commercially.
Adapt — remix, transform, and build upon the material for any purpose, even commercially.
The licensor cannot revoke these freedoms as long as you follow the license terms.
Under the following terms:
Attribution — You must give appropriate credit, provide a link to the license, and indicate if changes were made. You may do so in any reasonable manner, but not in any way that suggests the licensor endorses you or your use.
ShareAlike — If you remix, transform, or build upon the material, you must distribute your contributions under the same license as the original.
No additional restrictions — You may not apply legal terms or technological measures that legally restrict others from doing anything the license permits.
Notices:
You do not have to comply with the license for elements of the material in the public domain or where your use is permitted by an applicable exception or limitation.
No warranties are given. The license may not give you all of the permissions necessary for your intended use. For example, other rights such as publicity, privacy, or moral rights may limit how you use the material.
5. External Links
Sometimes we link to other websites.
If you click one of those links and end up:
- On a sketchy website
- Watching conspiracy videos for six hours
- Buying a haunted doll from a marketplace at 4 AM
…that’s on you.
6. No Guarantees
We try to keep the website running smoothly, but sometimes technology collapses like a character in a found footage movie.
We do not guarantee:
- The site will always work
- The site will be bug-free
- The site won’t temporarily explode during updates
- That your favorite horror movie will ever get a good sequel
7. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms of Use whenever necessary, especially if:
- Laws change
- The internet gets weirder
- Someone does something so bizarre we have to specifically ban it
By continuing to use the site, you accept the updated terms whether you read them or not. And let’s be honest… you probably won’t.
8. Final Warning
By using this website, you acknowledge that:
- Horror is awesome
- Sleep is optional
- The call is coming from inside the house
Thanks for visiting. Try not to die in the third act.